Poetry In Motion

Who does he or she think they're kidding? I mean the person who wrote POETRY IN MOTION? All I can come up with is "crap stinks methinks" or "the browner I done out of my bum went downer the pipe after a gripe" or "turn the other cheek and let your bottom speak" .... no, no, no there's no poetry in motion else Wordsworth and his mates would have bin there and done it.