Maybe I've missed something but I can't seem to get an answer to a question that has troubled me for some time and that is 'does the invisible man activate automatic doors'?
I mean he's presumably just as important as you and me but with the disability of a lack of visibility - sufficient I'd have thought for a considerable disbursement from a laudable social care system - and not being technically savvy viz-a-vis the sensor arrangements I cannot form a view. I'm mindful that should they not operate then this may be a design flaw and taking things to a logical extreme it must surely be a flagrant discrimination that some ambulance chasing lawyer would give his right arm to squeeze a shed load of dosh out of somebody or other.
And while we're there, what of the CARNAL question? Is he in need of, ahem, additional bandages from time to time? If there were offspring from conjugals would you be able to see right through them or would they sort of opaque up a bit? There's a whole can of worms half opened by H.G. Wells - I knew his brother Tunbridge by the by - and with the genie half in and half out the bottle I'm perplexed.
More questions than answers. What if he'd gone to The Village where one of the mantras was 'be seeing you'? There's a school of thought that if he were around today he'd be obese (around today twice!) and suffer the idignity of being labelled the Michelin man! One thing's for sure the choice of bandages available today is greatly improved so one can rest assured I think it's fair to say that chaffing in certain areas might be a thing of the past.
Be seeing you.
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