Has Beans

Horse Sense

I know a guy who's black magic voodoo aiming malodorous intent towards individuals using horse tail as the primary ingredient trades under the epithet Horses For Curses!

Heart Of Gold

Glad I'm not in possession of said Heart Of Gold 'cos with my chiselling relatives I'd find it ripped out and sold with today's high precious metal prices.

BNP, Question Time, Free Speech Costs

Jack Straw's opening comments on BBCtv's Question Time Thursday 22nd October were designed to put down Nick Griffin of the BNP big style. He talked of equal numbers of multi-cultural/race/faith defenders of this country laying down their lives. But isn't his point tarnished by the travesty that it is HIS government that ATTEMPTED to prevent gurkhas from settling in this country after doing some of the dirtiest work asked of our armed forces in defending this nation?

Let's redefine 'lions led by donkeys' to mean the Great British majority led by mainstream politicians and let Nick Griffin and his mob shelter under 'donkeys led by donkeys'.

BBC Internet News October 3rd 2009

Dumb, dumber, dumbest. Don't get hung up about being the best around BBC - I think news organisations will be smirking like they've been right all along and the BBC staffers have nothing to be smug about (hopefully they are starting to not be blinded by the sun shining out of their derrieres!).

When the BBC is short of news is it really edifying to put prominently on its front web page a quote belonging to Jonathan Ross purportedly telling the world that he sings naked everywhere? Does the BBC consider that it has a duty to the intellectually bankrupt in society to garnish a supposedly serious node of news delivery with morsels so bereft of merit that anyone with a modicum of grey stuff must be contorted in some sort of bilious 'danse de manic'? Of course the article - I could not bear to click the link for fear of selling out - may have gone on to describe how monsieur Ross had personally raised 10 people from the dead with chanting in the buff under a full moon. I hope those that clicked the link are suitably distraught with contrition and don sack cloth and ashes for the next few weeks.

I'm going to buy some paint so I can watch it dry...

October Word Of The Month

POLITICIAN.

Let's redefine the 10 letter pseudo expletive as it has become and put meat on the bones of an up-to-date understanding.

A person who is predominantly self serving whilst bending over backwards to appear otherwise. Chiselling to the point where their chisel is the bluntest tool in the box. So comfortable in the dung heap of duplicity it is 1st nature. Uber twit - that would be with an A for David Cameron of course.

And for the olympian amongst the tribe they truly suffer gladly vast doses of oraficial sunshine that deflects the disdain of the great unwashed such that, although they quite often shout out loud the opposite, they simply are incapable of feeling their pain. An inward hypocratic oath to be a hypocrit makes them superb lawmakng material because they can get away with murder and go scot free through declaring misdemeanors as a 'technical' break - so that would be alright then. More front by a mile than the most ornate duck house, more neck than a racked giraffe, more weasel words than 25 generations of weasels, more balls than the biggest soft play emporium, more policies that don't happen than grains of sand on all the beaches of the world, more self love than Dorian Gray, more ...

Words fail me.

Questions I Won't Get To Ask On BBCtv's Question Time

1. Naming no names but if Britain's Business Minister thinks like a weasel, talks like a weasel, is believed by a vast swathe of the country to be a weasel then ergo how can he not be a weasel?
   
2. Have 12 years of New Labour perpetrated the biggest swindle on working people in these islands EVER?
   
3. How to prick the bubble of greed and fill in the moral vacuum? Were Bader Meinhof & The Red Brigades ahead of their time?
   
4. Have the political and fiscal elite put an extra GB into Great Britain equating to Greedy B*****ds?
   
5. Has the derision quotient of Gordon Brown peaked at its present very high level or is this merely the foothills of higher peaks to follow?
   
6. A bunch of crooks doing nothing wrong and getting away with murder - who can they be?
   
7. When Robin Cook spoke of bringing an ethical element into foreign policy did that seal his fate?
   
8. The so-called 'Great Train Robbers' got up to 30 years inprisonment but what have the chicanery and greed crooks of the 2008 financial crisis got for exponentially off the scale swag?

I Had Hodgkin's Lymphoma In 1995 - Here's What Happened part 4

I was suddenly feeling a lot better come the Spring of 1996. I didn't know why or want to raise hopes that something dramatic had happened but there was a difference. By now I was practically hairless and suffering some nerve damage from the chemo that gave me aggravating tingling in hands and feet but ...

It was June and my wife and I had been placed in a cubicle awaiting a consultant. She came in smiling with an entourage. The news that I was in remission was probably the sweetest most exquisite thing I have ever heard. I remember saying that I wished she could give all her patients that same piece of news. Smile? Yes I did. My wife and I had between us with the help of others licked the disease.

I was asked to continue the course of chemo over the following 2 weeks whilst they sent all xrays and scans for rechecking to see if they had got it wrong in the first place!

My thoughts are still with the people helping cancer suffers and with those shouldering their fight with the disease.

Cats And Dogs - Delete Dogs Insert Hedgehog

Grub up! Well it's easier than finding my own snails and such like.

Dino Might

The identical twins born to a well-to-do single white witch were inseparable even after one had learnt to cast morphing spells to considerable effect.

Poetry In Motion

Who does he or she think they're kidding? I mean the person who wrote POETRY IN MOTION? All I can come up with is "crap stinks methinks" or "the browner I done out of my bum went downer the pipe after a gripe" or "turn the other cheek and let your bottom speak" .... no, no, no there's no poetry in motion else Wordsworth and his mates would have bin there and done it.

Grow Potatoes Successfully In Supermaket Bags

1st and 2nd early potatoes planted in initial 3 to 4 inches of compost mid-March & mid-April 2009

Harvesting successfully from mid-June after adding more compost as plants grew