October Word Of The Month

POLITICIAN.

Let's redefine the 10 letter pseudo expletive as it has become and put meat on the bones of an up-to-date understanding.

A person who is predominantly self serving whilst bending over backwards to appear otherwise. Chiselling to the point where their chisel is the bluntest tool in the box. So comfortable in the dung heap of duplicity it is 1st nature. Uber twit - that would be with an A for David Cameron of course.

And for the olympian amongst the tribe they truly suffer gladly vast doses of oraficial sunshine that deflects the disdain of the great unwashed such that, although they quite often shout out loud the opposite, they simply are incapable of feeling their pain. An inward hypocratic oath to be a hypocrit makes them superb lawmakng material because they can get away with murder and go scot free through declaring misdemeanors as a 'technical' break - so that would be alright then. More front by a mile than the most ornate duck house, more neck than a racked giraffe, more weasel words than 25 generations of weasels, more balls than the biggest soft play emporium, more policies that don't happen than grains of sand on all the beaches of the world, more self love than Dorian Gray, more ...

Words fail me.